MLS quick picks for Week 22

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Rules this week: No thinking. Just go, go, go.

Last week: 3-3
year to date: 64-77 (.454 or 17 games above blind chance)

DC UNITED at TORONTO FC. 1-1 draw DeRo scores early, but DC United comes back because, let's face it, Stefan Frei's rookie aura is wearing off.

CHIVAS USA at RED BULL NEW YORK. 2-0 las chivitas Finally, Chivas find a team it can beat. But you know, I'm not 100 percent certain that Chivas isn't playing worse than NY currently. Still, I'm no dummy, and the rules this week are simple, first reaction is the one I go with.

FC FRISCO at CREW. 2-1 Columbus Frisco scores late goal, but never seriously threaten.

DYNAMO at REAL SALT LAKE 2-1 Orange Hmmm, can Jason Kreis survive the season? I don't think he's going to get fired. I think that one more bad call from an MLS ref and he's going to have a coronary right on the spot! Goal-den Holden makes the same cross he made in Azteca, only this time the taller Kei Kamara connects in a way that Charlies Davies could not.

SOUNDERS at GALAXY. 2-0 LA Seattle has to actually win a road game before I pick them to do so.

FIRE at WIZARDS. 2-1 Fire Peter Vermes era starts off well in the first half, but Fire introduce dose of reality in the second.